And here we are. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new website. It’s blue. This is both because people were having trouble reading the purple and gold and because we’ve had it up to here with everybody thinking we’re Lakers fans. Or at least I have.
Actually, I don’t think anybody ever made that assumption. And I guess it wouldn’t really have bothered me if they had.
I would go into more detail here, were it not for the fact that the sun appears to be rising and I was kind of hoping to be functional tomorrow. God bless America and FUTK.