this week, the GOP and the LLC continue their mutually exclusive marches down the footpaths of destiny.

GOP: moderate Republicans like Arnold Schwarzenneger and Rudolph Giuliani will try to convince undecided voters that George W. Bush is the best man for the job.

LLC: Dave and I will try to convince college students that, although the critics say otherwise, a vote for SWLLC is not a wasted vote. Also, we’ll smile at coeds and drink some beer.

new york, here we come.