Well, the Wet And Wild East Coast Tour 2002 is officially beginning as soon as we both go to the bathroom and figure out how we’re getting to the airport. I for one already miss Kolsky, but I’m also kind of excited about getting fined for our first unlicensed public performance without a permit, plus I get to read Terrence McKenna on the plane. Check the message board if you’re curious as to where we’re going to be when. If you just mailed off a check for cds, this would be an excellent time to put down whatever you’re working on and go for a nice long walk outside, because our merchandise division is going to be doing body shots in Rosarito until the 24th and you probably won’t get anything back from them until early April.

You probably noticed that the website has been massively updated. Let us know if you encounter any problems – we have people standing by with duct tape and handheld receivers, all on your behalf.

Our apologies again for the ungodly delays affecting our domestic CD shipments. Heightened postal security means that if you sent us a check during the Carter administration it probably still hasn’t reached us, but we’re continuing to stuff envelopes like they were going out of style, and hopefully everybody everywhere will ultimately get everything they ever wanted. From us, anyway, assuming all they wanted were a few cack CDs. Thanks for your patience.