STATUS REPORT: Message Board fixed. Thanks for your patience.

The site is being updated as we speak – there should be new MP3s, new pictures, more accurate CD ordering information and shocking revelations about Misha’s long-lost twin sister and Kolsky’s mysterious first wife. Thanks again for your patience throughout these trying times.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you to everyone who came out to our taping the other night. The footage is dazzling, your attire sublime, and we now have a better feeling for what people mean when they say we look like wheatgrass onstage. Our crack team of audiovisual commanders hopes to have something webworthy in a matter of days.

Otherwise, we’re just about to send Satisfiction off to our man in Daly City, which is doubly exciting for you because you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about.