Hi guys. This is Dave. It pains me to report that something very sudden and awful just happened to my family, and as a result I’m not going to be able to come out to the east coast this weekend. For the most part, Misha will be soldiering on without me, but everything past Jammin’ Java is still fairly up in the air, so if you’re planning on coming to any of the other shows, please check the website before you go.Thanks for understanding. We’ll be rescheduling something like this shortly.

Sincerely,

Dave

You may have noticed that The Web Gods just posted a handful of shows in our Tour section.

We never know where these things come from; we just go where we’re told.

It’s a confusing but ultimately satisfying lifestyle.

Anyways, that’s where we’ll be.

XO,

Dave

It’s tax season here at the ol’ LLC-HQ, and if you know us like we know you, you’ll know that this is a hot and heavy “Hey now!” for the band who earns taxable income from 20+ states every year and has never thought to actually hire an accountant.

It’s true, this is a lot of work, but every now and then our stupidity pays off, as with this rare glimpse into the 2005 Maine Tax Code:

No joke. I’ve spent the past three hours trying to find a picture of the elusive “Mahogany Quahog” and have so far found only this. May God have mercy on its soul, whatever it is.