Happy Thanksgiving one and all. If you go to the music page, you’ll find a bunch of old MP3s up in new places, where they can now supposedly “stream,” which Aaron claims will make everybody happier than they’ve ever been in their entire lives. We the band are taking a few days off to hunt wild tofurkey in the Angeles Mountains, so we apologize in advance if your urgent correspondence goes unanswered until next week.

Hi. My name is Aaron and you might be wondering why I’m updating the “News” section of the site. Well, I’m the new webmaster and general manager for Speechwriters LLC, and from now on I’m in charge of keeping the website up-to-date. I’m hoping to get as much new content on-line as I can, as well as keeping important information current and easy to find. I’m also the new contact for promotions, merchandise and booking, so if you have any inquiries of that nature please contact goldenmanagement@hotmail.com. I would love to hear from you if you have any ideas for improving the site.

Everything got taken down and polished this weekend. More mp3s in the music section, way more links, a long-overdue and woefully incomplete thanks page, a few desktop wallpapers for the truly bored and a kicking, writhing little community starting up in the forums. If you’re the girl who did that pencil sketch we digitized and turned the color of antifreeze, please drop Dave a line so he can credit you and let you kick him in the shins for being such a callous, vapid mooncalf.