If you’re wondering why half the website is missing, we are too.

Gigs have been updated, message board seems to be working, and there’s an epic new soundboard from just last week that critics are calling “the polar opposite of tight.” But we had to put it up, because the odds of us actually remembering to plug in the tape recorder again at any point in the next four months are slim to none, and I not only managed to censor my lyrics on the fly but actually broke a 1mm pick in half (lengthwise) and bled all over my new pickup during “Blood On The Frets.” How fucking punk rock is that?

The boys are back in town. No new recordings since last time, but the selection did get shuffled around a little. We’re definitely up to our eyes in new songs, though. (Jack, your stuff is here.) Good things come to those who wait, or at least mediocre things in great numbers. The other huge news is that we finally got our message board software working, which will probably be our undoing but for now is making us very, very happy. Let us know if there’s anything else we can do to make you like us more.