It’s tax season here at the ol’ LLC-HQ, and if you know us like we know you, you’ll know that this is a hot and heavy “Hey now!” for the band who earns taxable income from 20+ states every year and has never thought to actually hire an accountant.

It’s true, this is a lot of work, but every now and then our stupidity pays off, as with this rare glimpse into the 2005 Maine Tax Code:

No joke. I’ve spent the past three hours trying to find a picture of the elusive “Mahogany Quahog” and have so far found only this. May God have mercy on its soul, whatever it is.