Another week has passed, and still no word from the LLC. What the hell are they doing back there, that they can’t take five minutes to check in and let their friends know what’s going on? Is everything OK?
Of course everything’s OK. We’re fine, and we appreciate your asking. There are, however, a billion and one things going on right now, such as the booking of yet another tour, the writing of yet another album, and the long overdue redesign of speechwritersllc.com, so we may be a little sluggish when it comes to returning your emails. We apologize for this and assure you that it’s because we’re working around the clock, seven days a week, trying to make your lives as full and happy as they can possibly be.