Interfaith All-Stars

Elephants have the longest gestation period of all mammals. These gentle giants’ pregnancies last for more than a year and a half. The average gestation period of an elephant is about 640 to 660 days, or roughly 95 weeks.  LiveScience.com

Elephants have nothing, literally NOTHING, on this EP:

In 2008, SWLLC BFF & sometime surf instructor Annie Bethancourt came over to record a cover of The Cure’s “Mint Car” for a friend’s wedding, and Dave added some parts, and it wound up sounding pretty good, and we were like, “Why don’t we make an album?”

It was a rhetorical question that turned into a running joke, and then an existential crisis, as the years passed by and we somehow kept not being able to make it happen. But even our sloth has its limits, and once this whole cassingle thing started picking up speed we finally managed to bottle a full serving of lightning, which is finally, finally ready for your ears.

As with all CASSINGULARITY releases, you can order a real live cassette tape, or download the MP3s, or listen for free online, or even zap the QR code on the back of the tape so it plays instantly on your phone. The world’s weird and confusing right now, and we’re just trying to help.

Thanks for your patience! We’re excited. Hope you like it.

T-Shirt Fever

SWLLC T-Shirt Girrlequin We forgot to mention it in the email, but for anyone just wanting a t-shirt, fill out this form and leave a note in the comments box saying you don’t want any of the other stuff. They’re $15, which includes shipping.

UPDATE: The whole Everything Pack can still be purchased at www.speechwritersllc.com/holiday – we just took it off the front page because it’s not really front page material anymore.